Sad Collectible Showcase

Owner: Aka-LonelyBoy

This feline lives with nine lives but no motivation. Forever unimpressed, he only perks up when someone opens a can of tuna or when the floor price spikes. A true legend of apathetic stares.

Owner: MFC

A forehead tattoo that says “Dumb” but secretly the brains of the operation. His cannon fires foam, sarcasm, and disappointment in equal measure. Never misses a chance to frown at paperwork.

Owner: G - The ORIGIN🅰️L

Dressed sharp in his tux, holding a suspicious gadget this collectible shows up uninvited to parties and ruins the cake. A professional buzzkill in patent leather shoes.

Owner: Naked Army

A big head with a bigger void inside. Carries a sword with hearts on the blade, but don’t be fooled every swing cuts deeper into your feelings. Sad romance at its finest.

Owner: SAD AMBASSADOR

Armed with a lightning bolt and a crown slightly askew, this monarch rules over the kingdom of Low Expectations. His reign is long, his victories nonexistent but hey, the cape is nice.

Owner: ER-30

This hooded wanderer carries a glowing stick of holy underachievement. He blesses your worst decisions and meditates on the beauty of missed opportunities. A saint of the shrug.

Owner: DuckMaster.Eth

A superhero duck who fights crime with sighs and side-eyes. His boomerang rarely returns, much like his enthusiasm. Still, he waddles on for justice… reluctantly.

Owner: Bob Stevens ORIGIN🅰️L

With an afro as big as his ego, this Sad Boy sniffs out rugs faster than a bloodhound at an open mint. He packs a shotgun for scams and a glare for grifters. Disco hair, detective stare.

Owner: Guy Le Douce

Crowned in gloom and draped in a cape, the King rules over the empire of frowns. His banana scepter keeps subjects in line, though he’s mostly watching for betrayal. A monarch of mistrust, forever on sad patrol.